Marty's Bathroom Thoughts

I'll tell you, nothing is worse than buying the wrong economy-size package of Q-Tips. You think you're buying the brand you always ...

Ever use a tissue and then drop it directly over the garbage can, only to have it drift to the side and totally miss? It always happens. I...

Speaking of tissue, you ever try to yank a sheet or two off the toilet paper roll and end up unraveling the whole damn thing? Man, that irk...

Do your eyes tear when you go "number two"? Is it just me? Sometimes my eyes just well up. It's not like that scene in Amer...

Do you and your spouse battle over who is the last to use a tube of toothpaste? We do. I'll brush with just the remaining microscopic ...