Speaking of tissue, you ever try to yank a sheet or two off the toilet paper roll and end up unraveling the whole damn thing? Man, that irks me. Sometimes you only have one hand available and that's the only way you can get your square. It's not bathroom specific, either. Happens to me in the kitchen with paper towel rolls, too. Then you end up having to free up your occupied hand and spend 5 minutes re-rolling the toilet paper. It always ends up looking ridiculous. Then your wife walks in the bathroom and immediately notices. "What on earth did you do in here?" I always tell her what I did that required the toilet paper in the first place. That always makes me feel better.
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